Quotations, Memes and Jokes - Rand Al'Thor is an ass

A few quotes that tickled me yesterday:

Limyaael: Rand Al'Thor is an ass from which Jordan can pull whatever he likes.
(Actually, I like Rand, despite Jordan's numerous, nay, multitudinous, faults. But it's such a funny quote.)

Colleage: That's nothing. I once had an appliance that blew up when you took the fuse out.
Me: That's... impressive. Appart from being startlingly stupid, it should actually be impossible.
Colleague: The fuse was in a bypass ciruit. Whithout it all the current started going through the delicate bits it was supposed to protect.

College student: *summons a demon to help him pass an exam*
College student: I command you to help. I've always been bad at geometry...
Demon: I'll say you are. *steps out of the hexagon*
(From some short story)

Quotations, Memes and Jokes - the problem with lj anonymity

The problem with LJ: we all think we are so close, but really we know nothing about each other. So I want you to ask me something you think you should know about me. Something that should be obvious, but you have no idea about. Ask away.

Anonymous comments screened; if you want a private reply, or don't want to admit to asking a question, just post as Anon.

Quotations, Memes and Jokes - I'm iconic

Meme from EtH: Make an new icon, post it. Make it something relevant to you and say why.

This is a photo of my arm from Pippa's party, entitled "I broke Pippa's corkscrew and all I got was this lousy scar." For the record, my arm wasn't actually scarred there, it was a wash-on tattoo.

Next icon due for creation: something from the matrix because it fits in well with my username.