As we all know, the courting ritual of the common english long-corded masonry drill appear to be, approximately:
(1) Creep stealthily on tippy-toes into position early in the morning
(2) Wait until about eight in the morning, and then begin the mating duet at top volume, the two harsh rasping one-tone voices sliding past each other in an endless but irregular rhythm
(3) Profit!
My point is, they seem to have some sort of symbiotic relationship with their mounts, the opposably-thumbed independently-trading true british builder. Perhaps they could train those to, preparatory to guiding their riders toward a particularly rich vein of brick for the cacophonous masonry drill mating orgy, play their native pleasant forest sounds over a large set of speakers?
On a related note, does anyone else feel less tired when they wake up gradually or predictably, than if they're suddenly yanked out of a sleep cycle? And find it more relaxing, even with something bad, than when it's out of their control? In actual fact, the drilling was brief, but I couldn't go back to sleep while keep expecting it to start up again at the moment's notice of some small noise or other.
(1) Creep stealthily on tippy-toes into position early in the morning
(2) Wait until about eight in the morning, and then begin the mating duet at top volume, the two harsh rasping one-tone voices sliding past each other in an endless but irregular rhythm
(3) Profit!
My point is, they seem to have some sort of symbiotic relationship with their mounts, the opposably-thumbed independently-trading true british builder. Perhaps they could train those to, preparatory to guiding their riders toward a particularly rich vein of brick for the cacophonous masonry drill mating orgy, play their native pleasant forest sounds over a large set of speakers?
On a related note, does anyone else feel less tired when they wake up gradually or predictably, than if they're suddenly yanked out of a sleep cycle? And find it more relaxing, even with something bad, than when it's out of their control? In actual fact, the drilling was brief, but I couldn't go back to sleep while keep expecting it to start up again at the moment's notice of some small noise or other.