Online Banns
May. 13th, 2011 01:02 amMy banns are (or should be) published in the register office as of this morning, for anyone who wants to go in and look at their big noticeboard. However, almost nobody ever DOES want to go and look. It's a puzzlement why these -- supposedly being published widely -- have not also been put on the web.
So, to fulfil the spirit of the commitment, since most of the people I know who would know if there WERE any reason I can't get married[1], would be on my friendslist, rather than in my local church, here is the online version.
If anyone knows any reason why I, CARTESIAN DAEMON, born on 10TH OF YOU SHOULD ALREADY KNOW MY BIRTHDAY, PEOPLE, 1982, of the profession of PUSHING THE KEYS IN DIFFERENT ORDERS UNTIL THE BLINKING LIGHTS COME ON IN THE RIGHT ORDER,
Cannot be legally wedded to
LIV, also known as LIVRE D'OR, born on 27TH DECEMBER IN A YEAR I TOTALLY REMEMBER BECAUSE I PAY ATTENTION TO DETAILS, of the profession of MAKING CANCER DIE USING LEET NINJA SKILLS LIKE WHOAH,
Please let it be known now. I mean, in actual fact, you have until 29th Feb 2012 to do so. But to be all scrupulous about it, you should probably say something by the end of next month, when the announcement periods are over. But, you know, please DON'T have any such reason :)
And maybe there'll be another announcement with full names and stuff, posted somewhere not directly linked to our dreamwidths.
[1] British legal reason. "You're too cute together to be allowed" or "no, you'll spontaneously merge into a super-critical mass of pedantry" don't count, the time for that have passed. And were working through any jewish legal scruples.
So, to fulfil the spirit of the commitment, since most of the people I know who would know if there WERE any reason I can't get married[1], would be on my friendslist, rather than in my local church, here is the online version.
If anyone knows any reason why I, CARTESIAN DAEMON, born on 10TH OF YOU SHOULD ALREADY KNOW MY BIRTHDAY, PEOPLE, 1982, of the profession of PUSHING THE KEYS IN DIFFERENT ORDERS UNTIL THE BLINKING LIGHTS COME ON IN THE RIGHT ORDER,
Cannot be legally wedded to
LIV, also known as LIVRE D'OR, born on 27TH DECEMBER IN A YEAR I TOTALLY REMEMBER BECAUSE I PAY ATTENTION TO DETAILS, of the profession of MAKING CANCER DIE USING LEET NINJA SKILLS LIKE WHOAH,
Please let it be known now. I mean, in actual fact, you have until 29th Feb 2012 to do so. But to be all scrupulous about it, you should probably say something by the end of next month, when the announcement periods are over. But, you know, please DON'T have any such reason :)
And maybe there'll be another announcement with full names and stuff, posted somewhere not directly linked to our dreamwidths.
[1] British legal reason. "You're too cute together to be allowed" or "no, you'll spontaneously merge into a super-critical mass of pedantry" don't count, the time for that have passed. And were working through any jewish legal scruples.