Insult to injury

So, in addition to evicting me, my letting agency is ALSO raising my rent. Um, good luck with that.

When guns don't work except to kill people

My dad told me about a scene from a film. The protagonist was confined in some jail, and the guards had a gun and the cell key and he didn't. There was a flurry of unexpected (possibly violent) activity, and when it reached a natural pause, it turned out that he had the gun, and the guards had backed away from the cell and still had the key.

He wants to escape. The guards don't want him to. No-one wants to get shot. What happens?

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Dear ridiculously annoying advert

Dear ridiculously annoying annoying advert with too much embarrassment,

If you're deciding between "playing a CD" and "playing a perfect playlist which you haven't got working yet", why not play a CD and work on getting the playlist working at the same time? Then you get the best of both worlds and don't have to yell at each other!

Love, Jack