Quotations, Memes and Jokes - REALLY REALLY awful jokes.

[jack]

Q. What's ET short for?
A. Cause he's got little legs.

Q. How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. One.

Q. How much did Santa pay for his reindeer?
A. Nothing, they were on the house!

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[satanicsocks.livejournal.com]

lovely.

Happy Birthday BTW:)

[cartesiandaemon.livejournal.com]

Thank you.