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I now present a step-by-step guide to turning "society isn't static" into a news report.

1. Report that participation in X is declining.
2. Mention that X experienced resurgences in 18XX, 19XX, 19YY, etc.[1] but young people think what old people do is silly.
3. Make tongue-in-cheek generalisations about the character of various nationalities.
4. Say that the name "supposedly" derives from blah blah blah plausible-sounding etymology[2]
5. Have a companion opinion article that wants to say "some change is inevitable" but instead provocatively phrases that as "good riddance".
6. Say X could be dead in [horizon of future] years.

It's not a bad article, it's just the same one that's written whenever any change happens. You can predict it all from the first line.

[1] To be honest I was pleasantly surprised with that level of research :)
[2] I was astounded by that level of disclaimer. Maybe we were too quick to postulate the death of print journalism, or maybe people griping about linguistic reporting had some effect!

Date: 2009-01-06 07:25 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] hmmm-tea.livejournal.com
Which article are you referring to? There's been lots about this.

Date: 2009-01-07 12:41 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cartesiandaemon.livejournal.com
Well, all of them, but I think the one I read was in the Times.

Date: 2009-01-06 09:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] arnhem.livejournal.com
I'm still childishly giggling at

"There is still time for new blood to get ready for the spring fertility offensive"