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jackOn movie inconsistencies
"I used to hate how the T1000 could fly a helicopter AND fire a gun. It wasn't until repeated viewings, that I noticed he had three arms."
-- sacramentalist
An obvious pun in wikipedia
"Fire play is a type of BDSM play ... if so intended, it can permanently brand the skin of the bottom. " --wikipedia
What I don't understand is, why it seems to actually work:
"Believing this statement will make you happier."
-- Ryan Lortie
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"First I had my cookie therapist, who is a cookie therapist because she is made of cookies, which is like being made of awesome except better."
-- hatam_soferet
Ian J: "I think we should use a fusion reactor only in orbit, where the reaction can be gravitationally contained in a stable manner. We could beam the power down wherever people needed it, and collect it in vast banks of photoelectic cells in the desert or something."
Everyone: *long pause*
Everyone: *long pause* "Oh! You mean the sun?"
"You could create two databases, one called sitea and one called siteb, in your single MySQL process ... You can also use phpBB's $table_prefix feature for this purpose, but three out of four nerds agree that the two-database way is "better."
-- NearlyFreeSpeech.net FAQ
"I believe the iPhone will ultimately be judged a more important product than the original Apple Macintosh. ...Yes, I am dead serious. Just check back here in fifteen to twenty years to see if I was right. (Hint: I will be.)"
-- Jeff Atwood, Coding horror
Ferrett:Would Casablanca have been as cool if in Casablanca 2: Electric Boogaloo, Victor Lazlo died and Rick and Ilse got together? No. No. A thousand times, no.
Bradhicks: Actually, Ferret, [in As time goes by, the authorised sequel ] Victor Lazlo does die off and Ilsa marries Rick
Bradhicks: Satire is hard, eh?
Ferrett: ...
Ferrett: I FUCKING HATE THIS WORLD.
"I used to hate how the T1000 could fly a helicopter AND fire a gun. It wasn't until repeated viewings, that I noticed he had three arms."
-- sacramentalist
An obvious pun in wikipedia
"Fire play is a type of BDSM play ... if so intended, it can permanently brand the skin of the bottom. " --wikipedia
What I don't understand is, why it seems to actually work:
"Believing this statement will make you happier."
-- Ryan Lortie
More
"First I had my cookie therapist, who is a cookie therapist because she is made of cookies, which is like being made of awesome except better."
-- hatam_soferet
Ian J: "I think we should use a fusion reactor only in orbit, where the reaction can be gravitationally contained in a stable manner. We could beam the power down wherever people needed it, and collect it in vast banks of photoelectic cells in the desert or something."
Everyone: *long pause*
Everyone: *long pause* "Oh! You mean the sun?"
"You could create two databases, one called sitea and one called siteb, in your single MySQL process ... You can also use phpBB's $table_prefix feature for this purpose, but three out of four nerds agree that the two-database way is "better."
-- NearlyFreeSpeech.net FAQ
"I believe the iPhone will ultimately be judged a more important product than the original Apple Macintosh. ...Yes, I am dead serious. Just check back here in fifteen to twenty years to see if I was right. (Hint: I will be.)"
-- Jeff Atwood, Coding horror
Ferrett:
Bradhicks: Actually, Ferret, [in As time goes by, the authorised sequel ] Victor Lazlo does die off and Ilsa marries Rick
Bradhicks: Satire is hard, eh?
Ferrett: ...
Ferrett: I FUCKING HATE THIS WORLD.