Jesus Vampire
Apr. 7th, 2010 10:24 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
jackOK, it's time for my Easter rant.
Jesus. VAMPIRE. NOT A ZOMBIE. Come on, people, we've had this before. There's an Eclipse when he dies[1]! Eclipses may be more likely to CAUSE zombies, but are more likely to be caused BY vampires[1].
Everyone but me is stupid (in this very very narrow field).
[1] This may not be technically accurate, but I said it in a loud voice so it's convincing. Pedantry appreciated.
Jesus. VAMPIRE. NOT A ZOMBIE. Come on, people, we've had this before. There's an Eclipse when he dies[1]! Eclipses may be more likely to CAUSE zombies, but are more likely to be caused BY vampires[1].
Everyone but me is stupid (in this very very narrow field).
[1] This may not be technically accurate, but I said it in a loud voice so it's convincing. Pedantry appreciated.