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OK, it's time for my Easter rant.

Jesus. VAMPIRE. NOT A ZOMBIE. Come on, people, we've had this before. There's an Eclipse when he dies[1]! Eclipses may be more likely to CAUSE zombies, but are more likely to be caused BY vampires[1].

Everyone but me is stupid (in this very very narrow field).

[1] This may not be technically accurate, but I said it in a loud voice so it's convincing. Pedantry appreciated.

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