Quotations, Memes and Jokes

[jack]

Two electrons walk into a bar. The first one says "Bartender, I'll have a martini," and the second one exclaims "Damn it! I wanted a martini!"

Apologies to anyone not familiar with the Pauli Exclusion Principle.

Comments

[edith-the-hutt.livejournal.com]

Crap. I found that funny.

I am so a geek

[cartesiandaemon.livejournal.com]

I'm glad someone did.

I'm thinking in a few weeks I'll have to have a poll to see what combination of my jokes, events, memes, thoughts, invitations, etc people want to read, and what level of obscurity is good in my jokes :)

I have no sense of humour.

[832.livejournal.com]

Equally crap, but an oldie:

Two hydrogen atoms are sitting at a bar. One says to the other "I think I lost my electron". 2nd one says "Are you sure?". 1st one "Yeah, I'm positive".


This one's for the mathematically inclined (apologies for mis-spelling Koshi):

Q: Why'd the mathematician call his dog Koshi?
A: Becuase it left a residue at every pole!


There's a joke in the periodic table of elements - read across the period from Aluminium. Al Si P S Cl Ar. Al Sips Chlorine "ARRRGGG-Gone!"