Quotations, Memes and Jokes

[jack]

Two electrons walk into a bar. The first one says "Bartender, I'll have a martini," and the second one exclaims "Damn it! I wanted a martini!"

Apologies to anyone not familiar with the Pauli Exclusion Principle.

Comments

[cartesiandaemon.livejournal.com]

I'm glad someone did.

I'm thinking in a few weeks I'll have to have a poll to see what combination of my jokes, events, memes, thoughts, invitations, etc people want to read, and what level of obscurity is good in my jokes :)