Work in Progress, Discworld fic "Recursive Herbology"

[jack]

It's annoying, after playing around with Saldini II for ages, I wrote 5000 words of this last night. I think it's because:

(1) PTerry's characters are better than mine, so easier to write with.
(2) Aiming for something short quickly written means I can just get on with it without pressure to make it *right*, which works better.

Basic plot: a mysterious and cryptic murder of the professer of Recursive Herbology[1] in the unseen university sends Ridcully to Vimes for help, where he interrupts a thieves guild protection expiry riot. ∃ female wizard.

If you want to see, there's a link here: http://www.srcf.ucam.org/~jv233/fic/recursiveherbology005a.htm

I'm afraid: (1) I don't know if I'll finish it, so I decided to share what I had. If you like finsihed things, please ignore it. (2) It's in MSWord html. Sorry, I couldn't be bothered to do it properly.

PS. It's compeltely unrelated to the last story http://www.srcf.ucam.org/~jv233/fic/graveyardshift_beta_1.php, but that's probably better, so it might be best to read it first.

Update: fixed dodgy html

Comments

[nakedtoes.livejournal.com]

I remember, erm, I think it might have been Eric Clapton or one of the Beatles saying that great songs are the ones that come into your head when you're labouring on something else.

So 'Just another mission' did have a purpose ;)

I did my best to leave some other 'heh' moments out...

One's very funny, multiple won't work. I salute your caution

[cartesiandaemon.livejournal.com]

So 'Just another mission' did have a purpose ;)

LOL. Good point.

One's very funny, multiple won't work. I salute your caution

It was hard and I kept getting tempted by 'Pussy' but came through and didn't go there in the end. Heh, heh, heh. Sorry. Uh, yes, both "heh" specifically and innuendo generally I fought to keep only the best. Like convoluted sentecnes I probably could have removed more, but at least it's mostly safe :)

[nakedtoes.livejournal.com]

Good call on the pussy thing, really! My father uses that word, insisting it doesn't have sexual connotations, and then I have to slap him on the head and shout 'Duh!'. Well, I don't actually slap him, but you know what I mean.

[cartesiandaemon.livejournal.com]

No, actually, I'm afraid I don't know what you mean. I mean, I know you don't literally hit him, but uses it in what context? What?

And good call? I didn't plan it, the mer-lion thing just came to me, and then it seemed too obvious a joke to be able to pass up. I tried to make it obvious without saying it, it true PTerry style, but don't think it worked at all...

[nakedtoes.livejournal.com]

As a 'fucking idiot', but he keeps insisting that it comes from 'pussy-cat'. Which, maybe it does, sort of, but that's not the association I make when I hear it.

TBH, I didn't get the pussy joke thing, but it seems obvious in retrospect...