Dear ridiculously annoying advert protagonists

[jack]

Dear ridiculously annoying advert protagonists,

It's possible to have fun without recorded music! Talk to each other. Play a board game. Make out with each other. Learn how to say "hello" in chinese. Dance to an imaginary capella. Make an impromptu amateur film based on gender-switched versions of the adventures of Tin-Tin acted out with halloweeen decorations.

You don't have any imagination. This is why your whole universe is devoted to selling some particular brand of broadband internet.

Love, Jack

Comments

[ptc24]

This reminds me of a time where someone (call them Alice) was describing a story where someone (call them Bob) stole an apple, and some chain of events seemed to lead inexorably towards them committing murder. To which I responded, "and the moral of the story is, don't be a character in a book".