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A man walked into a bar.
Clang!
It was an F̷e.
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Doh! I should have said "...and a blind mathematician..." here, and then I could have had a subpunchline multiple humour redundancy[1] referencing the three-wise-blind-men and the elephant fable.

Here's another E-E-M joke:Cut for suicide, murder, animal rights abuses, differentiation, and a long, but hopefully not shaggy-dog, joke )[1] See eg, partiallyclips.com
[2] Watch this joke for another example
[3] Yes, that was antecedantless[4]; I didn't want to point it up *before* the joke, and couldn't before you read [1]
[n] Yes, so was that :p [n+1] (Also see [ω+1])
[ω] "To show them what?"
[ω+1] Pay attention to the way ω comes after 3,4,5...; this is important later.
[ω+2] See?
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For sunflowerinrain and the nice librarian in the black dress I can't remember the name of.

An elephant, an engineer, and a mathematician walk into a building and the mathematician says "If two people leave, the building will be empty again," and the engineer scratches himself with his tusks and trumpets loudly.