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I was browsing the newspapers in the kitchen at work.

Cyclists

I happened upon the original opinion piece I recently heard a minor furore over, where a Times columnist proposed stringing piano wire across country lanes to decapitate cyclists.

Or maybe it wasn't coincidence, maybe someone else had looked it up and left that issue out. It doesn't matter. Nor does it matter how scientifically accurate it was[1].

The hyperbole didn't seem particularly unusual; plenty of provocative humorous columns propose physical violence, and I think it's clear without actually advocating it.

Setting aside the generalisations, it seems that a majority of cyclists he sees are acting carelessly, and that's basically what he means by "cyclists". Add people with the exactly reverse experience and terminology, and you have an instant flamewar, given that the way everyone hears each others statements becomes more and more provocative given the difference in terminology.

However, there does seem to be a genuine underlying conflict, in that if sane people A and person B choose to cycle and drive respectively along the same road, their decisions impose a trade-off in inconvenience on each other. Naturally one wants to find a fair balance, but the magnitudes are extremely subjective, so everyone thinks everyone else is being unreasonable, even if they're not being deliberately so.

Most people naturally see their own experience, and that they see, as representative, and even if not, may not have the knowledge to see and generalise other people's situations.

And then it's like the small annoyances of sharing a house with someone -- you recognise your differences on the big issues, but the apparently unimportant ones where the other party is being apparently irrationally intransigent niggle more and more until they flare up into national flamewars.

Comedies

A review of "Balls of Fury" said it was a parody of sports movies like "Dodgeball" and "Blades of Fury". Wait, "Dodgeball" wasn't a parody? Or it's a parody of parodies?

Is there an objective divide between funny films, comedies and parodies? I think there's a spectrum between funny and comedy, though you can generally pigeon-hole it when you see it. And I can see a division between comedy and parody -- Wimbledon is undeniably a comedy, and a romance, but also a sports film, but it does try to depict a genuine tennis tournament. But I can't think of a line that doesn't make Dodgeball a parody as well as a comedy.

Is there a middle ground? Perhaps; even parodies can have tension, but I can't think of any (even theoretical) good examples.

[1] Though if anyone wants to link to any figures vis-a-vis:

* Carbon footprint of recreational cyclist fuelled entirely by imported energy drinks, vs. a car
* Environmental/aesthetic/road-hazard detriment of plastic drinks bottles vs. bleeding cyclist
* Proportion of cyclists vs of motorists who litter thoughtlessly

I'd be curious. I'll provisionally assume he's correct that where he is, whether or not in the country generally, the most litter came from cyclists, as that's what he says he's observed personally.

Date: 2008-01-09 12:07 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] captain-aj.livejournal.com
What boggled me about that article was the idea that anybody on a bike would throw their drinks bottle away - do people actually do that?

Oh yeah, and echoing an earlier comment - generic threat of violent consequence would have been amusing, but the fact that people have used that exact same method for attempted murder in the past did sour the article quite a bit. Sort of like suggesting that we ought to deal with excessively deviant people by setting off nail bombs in their favourite London hangouts.

Date: 2008-01-09 12:23 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cartesiandaemon.livejournal.com
do people actually do that?

I'm boggled any people do that, but some people do.

Date: 2008-01-09 12:28 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] captain-aj.livejournal.com
It was more that whatever I've drunk while cycling tends to get stored in bottles that cost a non-trivial amount of money. Also, bikes tend to come fitted with convenient receptacles for bottle-shaped objects, making littering a pointless excess.

Date: 2008-01-09 12:46 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cartesiandaemon.livejournal.com
Oh yes, I see what you mean. I was surprised too, but supposed that some cyclists (either one-off or professional) really do have a supply of drinks that come bottled, rather than filling their own bottle. Or maybe he was wrong about the source of the bottles. Neither seems very pleasing, but lamentably possible.

Date: 2008-01-09 11:52 am (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] pizza.maircrosoft.com (from livejournal.com)
do people actually do that?

i have occasionally been cycling with a bottle filled with water strapped to the rear rack that has escaped, and decided it was too much effort to chase after it.


I remember warnings about people putting a string across the road on the path from the cl to Huntingdon Road, but I don't remember the details.