Deluge

[jack]

Dear Fate,

I spent all yesterday being nice to people, and last thing when I cycled home, my front tyre valve popped and started leaking air. I was :(

This morning, as I was reluctantly driving to work, the heavens opened and the great deluge swept all the titans, leviatha and glasses-wearing cyclists off the streets of Cambridge, down the conduit, and into the torment of the eternal pits of stygium (Citation needed -- ed.).

I'm sorry I doubted :)

Love Jack

Comments

[pseudomonas]

"leviatha"? You can't do that! And I say this as someone who favours the plural form "walri".

[jack]

:) I think I suffered an exceptionally severe attack from the imp of the perverse...

[ghoti.livejournal.com]

She sounds nice, will you introduce me?

[simont]

Aww, not walrūs?

[pseudomonas]

walrus in urbe.

Hmm, that'd plural to walrura. Which is just silly

[jack]

Which is just silly

A known problem when applying inappropriate sufficies to bewhiskered sea mammals :)

[pseudomonas]

I take it that you meant "suffices"?

[jack]

I don't know any more. Yes, definitely :)

[emperor]

So the rain this morning is your fault...

[jack]

I don't think that's how the Noah story is usually told...

But I guess, we heard it from the survivor. Maybe he'd say "the flood was caused by everyone else on the planet sinning but me" whether it was true or not...? :)