Deluge

[jack]

Dear Fate,

I spent all yesterday being nice to people, and last thing when I cycled home, my front tyre valve popped and started leaking air. I was :(

This morning, as I was reluctantly driving to work, the heavens opened and the great deluge swept all the titans, leviatha and glasses-wearing cyclists off the streets of Cambridge, down the conduit, and into the torment of the eternal pits of stygium (Citation needed -- ed.).

I'm sorry I doubted :)

Love Jack

Comments

[jack]

I don't think that's how the Noah story is usually told...

But I guess, we heard it from the survivor. Maybe he'd say "the flood was caused by everyone else on the planet sinning but me" whether it was true or not...? :)